Archive | November, 2008

which one are you?

24 Nov

i’m just confused..to be a smart user/customer or what ever you call it or be a supporter to your own film industry? ahah! and definitely i choose to be a smart user rather than the latter. dont get me wrong but i just dont want to spend my money on something that is not worth spending for.

as a smart user, we have the right to choose whatever is best for us and obviously the one with the best quality. if you were to buy a clothing to wear, you definitely choose something that is comfortable isnt it? not the one that makes us sweat or feel itchy when wearing it. so do the films i watch. if the films do not have the best actions to make me wow when watching them on the big screen or audio that best heard through the thx, i wont bother to spend my money at the cinema only to watch that movie. so again, dont get me wrong if i dont watch malay movies in the cinema, im just trying to be a smart user and why dont you?..oh i did watch a few, like sepi for instance. hehe

so smart readers, which one are you?

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Kisah Si Pemandu Teksi

23 Nov

Si Gadis yg baru shj keluar dari stesen lrt, terus mendapatkn teksi di tempat menunggu teksi. Si Gadis mengeluh lega kerana masih ade teksi pada lewat malam tersebut, jika tidak, Si Gadis tidak tahu ke mana mahu die bermalam pd mlm itu.

“Tmn Tun ye pakcik”

Si Pemandu Teksi mengangguk.

“Anak br blk kampung ke?” melihatkan Si Gadis dgn bag travelnye dan juga satu paper beg yg penuh berisi barang.

“Nk balik umah makcik..br blk dr Bandung ni.” Si Gadis jawab jujur memandangkan Si Pemandu Teksi ni nmpk macam org baik-baik. Dia itu berkopiah, kelihatan juga buku surah yasin diselit di tempat penghadang cahaya matahari.xelok pulak kalu cakap belit2.

“Bandung? Bandung tu Indonesia tau?” Si Pemandu Teksi agak terkejut.

“Ye betullah Pakcik”

“Buat ape pegi sane?”

“Jalan2 je ngn kawan, tp saye xbyk shopping sgt, bwk kawan jalan2 je sbb ade kakak kt sane. Diorg cam xtau jalan sgt”

“Oh, ambil part time dlm perlancongan ke?..bape tambang pegi sane?”

“Eh xdelah..pegi sane cam jln2 la, xdela part time..Duit flight dalam rm480..boleh dpt lg murah snanye..nasib baik pakcik ade, igt da xde teksi mlm2 ni..saye dr kl sentral td” Si Gadis mula bercerita panjang. Igtkan nk duk diam je..tp bila Si Pemandu Teksi itu da stat borak, mulalah Si Gadis ringan mulut.

“Ade je teksi setiap mase..cume lambat atau cepat je..”

“Pakcik nnt singgah Petronas ke kedai mane2 ye..saye nk bli barang..” credit Si Gadis sudah abis cane nk call makcik nih.

“Oh boleh je..anak ni blaja lagi?”

“Aah kt uniten..baru nk masuk 2nd year”

perbualan dicut short kan ke part yg agak mengejutkan Si Gadis.

“Anak ni ade bape adik beradik?”

“Ade 5, saya anak kedua”

“oo kedua..ade abang ke kakak?”

“Kakak..kan saye ckp td kakak saye belajar kt Bandung”

“Oo ye pakcik lupe..” dan bermulalah ceramah Si Pemandu Teksi..”anak kedua ni salunye pendiam kn. Die cakap benda yang penting je..dan kalau nk cakap, tu susah sgt lebih2 lagi kalau die sayang kat orang.”

“Emm..” Si Gadis antara mahu layan dan xlayan ckp Si Pemandu Teksi.

“…tengok2 nanti orang yg die sayang tu terlepas macam tu je. Lagi satu anak kedua ni die sensitif sikit betul x? Tapi xsiapa tahu die sensitif sbb tula die jenis yang xtunjuk kat orang”

“ntah..ye kot” Si Gadis hanya jawab sepatah..tidak pasti patut dilayan ke x ape yg dikatekan Si Pemandu Teksi..tapi Si Gadis rase ade betulnye ape yg dikatekan.

“Orang kate pon anak kedua ni sabar die kuat..tapi itupun lepas kesabaran die betul2 tercabar..anak pernah x rase dikecewakan, xkira lah boyfriend ke, family ke, kawan2 ke?”

Macam2 terlintas di fikiran Si Gadis, “adelah sekali dua..” jawab Si Gadis ringkas tanpa mendetailkan peristiwa2 mengecewakan itu..yela, bercakap dengan orang yg xdikenali, xnklah expose lebih2.

Pada mase yg same teksi berhenti berhampiran 7eleven di Taman Tun. Si Gadis turun membeli top up dan sambil berjalan ke kedai, fikiran Si Gadis tertanya2, ape tujuan Si Pemandu Teksi berceramah tentang topik anak kedua.

“Haa tula, lepas tu rase lg boleh tahan sabar kan? Sbb anak kedua ni kan sensitif, bile die da dikecewakan baru kuat sabar die tu..ade top up?”

“ade2..” sebelumnya teksi berhenti di stesen petronas tetapi top up sudah habis. Si Gadis terus membuat panggilan ke rumah makcik.

Sesudah itu,

“Anak ade boyfriend x?” sambung Si Pemandu Teksi.

“xde..”

“Iye ke xde?” Si Pemandu Teksi seakan tidak percaye.

“betula pakcik..saye rase senang sendiri..sorang2”

“betul jugak tu..nanti kepala xpening fikir dan xkacau jadual anak nk buat ape2 kan?”

“emm..” hanya itu yg mampu dibalas Si Gadis utk setiap soalan pendek Si Pemandu Teksi yang meneruskan ceramah ‘anak kedua’nya..Si Gadis yg pada awalnye mampu membalas ayat2 panjang, menjadi agak pendiam pada akhirnya sbb ape yang dikatekan Si Pemandu teksi ade kaitan dengan dirinya.

Hampir beberapa meter utk sampai di rumah makcik, pesan Si Pemandu Teksi, “Anak kalau nk cari pasangan, cari anak pertama ke, ketiga ke, jgn yg kedua ”

“Kenape pulak pakcik?”

“Yela, kalau dapat anak kedua jugak nnt same2 keras, sensitif dan pendiam..susah..selain tu, ok”

“InsyaAllah pakcik..” Setelah itu smpai di perkarangan rumah..Si Gadis tergerak hati utk bertanya, “pakcik, pakcik ni pandai baca orang ke? Kebanyakkan yg pakcik cakap tu macam betul”

“xdela nak..pakcik dgr org cakap je” jawab Si Pemandu Teksi merendah diri.

“Terima kasih ye pakcik..”

“same2..insyaAllah jumpa lagi..”

Si Gadis tersenyum dan terus masuk pagar tanpa menoleh..”biar betul pakcik ni..xpenah jumpe org macam ni lagi..ape lagi yg die tau eh?” monolog Si Gadis sendirian.

A Letter

22 Nov

Dear Diza:


I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it that night with Paris Hilton and I saw you pull the clothes off the crazy monk. I’m sure you’re middle-class enough to understand that your honda sucks. I’m returning the couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about our friendship .

In pain,
Nicky

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RULES

Do the “Letter MEME”. Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,

-Your name-

1. What’s the color of your shirt?

Blue – Our romance is over
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’ll join the monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchilada
Chicken – In your closet
Kebab – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In women’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
None of the above – With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?

Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?

Black – My best friend
White – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflé
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My penpal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
Pink – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other – The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs – Man
O.C. – Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes – Frostbitten
Lost – High
House – Scared
Simpsons – Cowardly
The news – Mongolic
Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Senile
Top Model – Middle-class
None of the above – Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy – How awful I’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White – Your ring
Yellow – Your love letters
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – How awful I’ve felt
Other – Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbour Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – The results of your blood-sample
K/L – Your left ear
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B – Always will remember
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Best regards
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
Japan – Go burn
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Fuck off now
France – In pain
Other – Greetings to your freaky family

I tag:
sape yg rase die nk buat, buat le..hoho

lalalala~

21 Nov

i wanted to talk to somebody but when i browsed through the name list in my phone book, i couldnt find any..once, i had friends whom i could talk to anytime and about anything..but now its not the friends’ fault. its me who think i would bother them..at the end i will just talk to my own self..hmm~ cepat2 la blk uniten, mau bercerita dan jumpe kawan2!

i’m back..(i guess)

21 Nov

haha told you, not for long..anyway, what to write here?? i got many places to go to tomorrow (22nd) and the day after but i have to turn them all down..just feel like to be at home and rest before another hectic sem starts again..1st, volunteering at FRIM kepong, demo at malacca and the day after, to johor for kak emma’s wedding. last week i really wanted to have these plans going but i change my mind..so i’ll end up being at home until the 26th. what happen to jogging and my exercise routine?? its about a week left before going back to UNITEN and i havent started any..sighs~no motivation i guess and i’m mad at myself now, for so many reasons…

anyway holidays have been fun, ok and so=so for me so far…went to bandung with all those peeps were fun as they are all crazy people!! haha even tho i only got to know them at the airport before we boarded, but we clicked as we met..with all the jokes and laughters, you guys made the trip was the best ever (compared to my two trips to the same place before..hehe) !! and wish we could have more trips in future!! i’m so on for any adventures!

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ok enough with the pics…haha so bandung anyone?? i can be ur tour guide..hahaha

p/s: i met indra in angkut..LOL

blog o blog

21 Nov

did u miss me?? hehe..sorry for the long silence..i just lose the interest to blog for a while..there’s so much to tell but i cant seem to put it into words or even worst, log in to this blog..i’ll be back, dont worry, not for long..

couple of pics in bandung and more pics in facebook..hehe seriously i’m lazy to blog..

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at my sis’ house, place where we stayed

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at tangkuban perahu, one of  the places we went during the trip

holidays!!

11 Nov

yea, i seemed to have a good time back home- a good time downloading torrents and spending my 24/7 (opss its not a week yet) watching my favorite serieses (how does this spell in plural?) that i dont have time to write the blog..nothing much to write about though..ok so i’ll be away for a few days chronologically to these places:

– backpacking in bandung (12-15nov)

– malacca for demo (or maybe just jalan2 right after coming back from bandung until the 17th or 18th)

– back home and finishing the rest of the days watching downloaded torrents.

so i’ll see u then!! hope you have a great holiday too!!